Erase all your misconceptions about Alaska;
red state, Sarah Pahlin, highest number of suicides, darkness...
Here lies the true American Dream.
Where you come to survive and make due.
Where you are put to the test, and your wits need to be sharper than the tiger's tooth.
When I'm here, I'm not from California. You can't trust people who live in California.
When I'm here, I say I'm from Maine, and eyebrows lower just a little bit.
